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SO WHAT IF I WANT A KID CALLED ROONEY?

SEE WHEN I HAVE A SON, IMMA CALL HIM ROONEY. IT MAKES SENSE, AT LEAST TO ME, HERE'S WHY. SEE, I HAVE THREE NAMES: RODGER MARTYN CROOKS. THEY ALL HAVE SIX LETTERS & I HAVE THE SAME INITIALS AS MY DAD: THOSE ARE THE RULES. THE NAME I DON'T USE (RODGER) IS ALSO MY DAD'S NAME, THAT'S ALSO A RULE. MY DAD'S MIDDLE NAME, INCIDENTLY, IS HIS DAD'S NAME (MERVYN. I KNOW, V. PROTESTANT). SO WHEN I HAVE A BOY HIS INTIALS HAVE TO BE RMC, THE NAME HE WON'T USE WILL BE MINE & ALL THE NAMES MUST HAVE SIX LETTERS. THIS LEADS ME TO ROONEY. I ALSO LIKE RONNIE, RODNEY (BUT NOT RODDY) & RONALD (BUT NOT RON). ROONEY IS THE FRONT RUNNER. THAT CAN'T BE TOO MUCH TO ASK, RIGHT?

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